I'm an aspiring writer. I hate that phrase. You're either a writer or you're not.

If Beethoven and Bach hooked up with Mozart and made a band, they could be a distant runner up to The D.

Funny songs, that’s my ticket. I can’t remember when it started or why it started, it’s just something that I NEEDED.

We're in the dark ages if J-Lo can have a music career because of her ass. And let's face it, that's it.

I'm an aspiring writer. I hate that phrase. You're either a writer or you're not.

Buddha is pretty funny. Buddha is the coolest, though. If I had to go with one, I'd probably party with the Buddha.

I'd rather be the king of kids, than the prince of fools.