Justice is a word that resides in the dictionary. It occasionally makes its escape, but is promptly caught and put back where it belongs.

The movie Spinal Tap rocked my world. It's for rock what The Sound of Music was for hills. They really nailed how dumb rock can be.

Me personally, I don't have anything against Jesus any more than I do any of the religious icons. I think they're all pretty funny.

A long life or a short life are of equal importance to God.

I'm not thinking about forcing my kids to watch my movies. It's always awkward when someone says: "Hey, I wrote a song, can I play it for you?" That would be the dynamic, if I was like: "Hey, you're my son, watch my work!" I don't want to put them in that awkward position. Just because when they get older, that's when I'm worried, that they'll judge me and say: "Yeah, my father's ******* Jack Black. He was in that cheesy movie." So, I'm going to keep it all high quality. It'll be a quality controller.

I'm an aspiring writer. I hate that phrase. You're either a writer or you're not.

I like being married. I'm at home with my wife and kids all the time now. I don't go out for wild nights.