I feel as if you're saying that DJ is not a real job.

The real challenge is if you don't look super sexy, like a Brad Pitt, you're going to have to try harder. You're going to have to make up for it in other ways.

Justice is a word that resides in the dictionary. It occasionally makes its escape, but is promptly caught and put back where it belongs.

Clarifying your identity helps you just talk to ladies.

Iris, if you were a melody...piano melody. I used only the good notes.

You only have to go hardcore humiliation on the first film. On the subsequent sequels, you can coast.

There were times when I thought I got a bit more punishment than was coming to me, but I don't regret a minute of it now. Each of us must be tempered in some fire. Nobody had more to do with choosing the fire that tempered me than myself, and instead of finding fault with the fire I give thanks that I had the metal to take the temper and hold it.