Buddha is pretty funny. Buddha is the coolest, though. If I had to go with one, I'd probably party with the Buddha.

I'm always looking for talented people that I want to collaborate with.

My children are magical creatures and I love them to death.

I really wanted people to pay attention to me and like me. And the class clown thing, you know? There's a weird desperation to the class clown when you really investigate it. Why are they trying to be the clown so much? They're filling some kind of hole.

Push-ups, sit-ups, and a strict diet of raisins. That's my plan [for 2011].

Let's face it, the great comedians now that are handicapped in the looks department are tremendous writers.

People scream at me, "Hey, let's party." I give off an I'm-crazy-and-I-want-to-arty-and-wrestle-you vibe.