I don't think of myself as a great improver. A lot of times there's long periods of silence when everyone in the recording studio is looking at their watch and waiting for me to say something. And I'm searching desperately in my brain for anything before something dribbles out.

I like being married. I'm at home with my wife and kids all the time now. I don't go out for wild nights.

I always feel bad for people getting married and spending upwards of a hundred thousand dollars. It just seems so absurd to me.

The thing is, the kids always rebel against what the parents try to push on them so I'm going to pretend like I don't want my son to hear the rock. I'm going to listen to it only in my private chambers. He'll hear echoes of it and say: "What was that you were listening to papa?" And I'll say: "Nothing son, you're not ready."

We're in the dark ages if J-Lo can have a music career because of her ass. And let's face it, that's it.

I'm a Jew. Thirty-three is when Christ died. So though I'm a Jew, in the back of my mind I still think that I gotta get it done before I'm thirty-four because well, I don't know why. He got it done before He was thirty-four.

Funny songs, that’s my ticket. I can’t remember when it started or why it started, it’s just something that I NEEDED.