I'd rather be the king of kids, than the prince of fools.

Me personally, I don't have anything against Jesus any more than I do any of the religious icons. I think they're all pretty funny.

I recommend that everyone in their youth be as out of shape as possible so that when you turn 40, people can go, "Wow, you look much better now."

I like being married. I'm at home with my wife and kids all the time now. I don't go out for wild nights.

I remember I prayed to God. I was like, "Just let me be on TV." Let my friends see me on TV in a good thing. I like, if I'm funny a little bit on a commercial and then I don't need to act ever again. "Just let them see me." And then it worked. I got the commercial. I was on TV. My friends all saw me. I was a kind of a star at school for like three days. And then it faded away and I was hungry and I had to like make another deal with God. I remember it still.

I'm really excited about our DJ set. That's probably the most exciting of all. It's selfish but it's always your own thing that you're most concerned with.

It's all about finding your voice in whatever your profession... it helps your confidence.