When we make mistakes they call it evil. When God makes mistakes they call it Nature!

The less people know about me, the easier my job is.

A lot of people can't remember things because they weren't actually there to begin with - they don't take it all in.

There's a tacit agreement today that the white male is the only legitimate target for any and all satire, criticism, and so forth. And we pretty much just accept it.

I'm not hard to get along with.

There are short parts that I as an actor am very right for. Or I just like the part. Or you need someone like me for the movie. By that I don't mean at the box office, I mean in the execution of the material.

Everybody's old enough for a beer, ain't that right, Mule?