Hypnosis. You know, I'm not a big fan of that bark like a chicken, cluck like a dog stuff.
Never in the history of boredom has anyone been more bored than I am right now.
Second guessing a decision is a waste of time.
I wish I could say I didn't owe anything to anyone. But the truth is, I wouldn't be standing here if it wasn't for the courage and support of each and every one of you. I hope I can be as good a leader as we've had in the past and as good as you deserve.
I'm just a surfer who wanted to build something that would allow me to surf longer.
Hammond is insisting SG-1 needs a sociopolitical nerd to offset our overwhelming coolness.