Hammond is insisting SG-1 needs a sociopolitical nerd to offset our overwhelming coolness.

Second guessing a decision is a waste of time.

I remembered something. There's a man. He is bald and wears a short sleeve shirt. And somehow, he is important to me... I think his name is... Homer.

I'm just a surfer who wanted to build something that would allow me to surf longer.

Hypnosis. You know, I'm not a big fan of that bark like a chicken, cluck like a dog stuff.

I wish I could say I didn't owe anything to anyone. But the truth is, I wouldn't be standing here if it wasn't for the courage and support of each and every one of you. I hope I can be as good a leader as we've had in the past and as good as you deserve.

Three most important things in life, surf, surf and surf.