I'd like to apologize in advance for anything I may say or do that could be construed as offensive as I slowly go nuts!
The Pentagon's lost entire countries.
Hammond is insisting SG-1 needs a sociopolitical nerd to offset our overwhelming coolness.
Never in the history of boredom has anyone been more bored than I am right now.
How many times have I told you, don't get caught by the bad guys!
Three most important things in life, surf, surf and surf.