Hypnosis. You know, I'm not a big fan of that bark like a chicken, cluck like a dog stuff.
Jack O'NeillI wish I could say I didn't owe anything to anyone. But the truth is, I wouldn't be standing here if it wasn't for the courage and support of each and every one of you. I hope I can be as good a leader as we've had in the past and as good as you deserve.
Jack O'NeillI'd like to apologize in advance for anything I may say or do that could be construed as offensive as I slowly go nuts!
Jack O'NeillHammond is insisting SG-1 needs a sociopolitical nerd to offset our overwhelming coolness.
Jack O'Neill