New Year's resolution: To refrain from saying witty, unkind things, unless they are really witty and irreparably damaging.

The Englishman can get along with sex quite perfectly so long as he can pretend that it isn't sex but something else.

New Year's resolution: To refrain from saying witty, unkind things, unless they are really witty and irreparably damaging.

The English instinctively admire any man who has no talent and is modest about it.

I don't know very much but what I do know I know better than anybody, and I don't want to argue about it…My mind is not a bed to be made and re-made.

To force myself to earn more money, I determined to spend more.

A professional is a man who can do his job when he doesn't feel like it. An amateur is a man who can't do his job when he does feel like it.