Thank God for the journey.
You got to live for yourself, yourself and nobody else.
I'm kidding about having only a few dollars. I might have a few dollars more.
When I'm on stage, I'm trying to do one thing: bring people joy.
I had to tell about my colonic, which expresses the fact why I'm so neat today as opposed to a few years ago. I never knew that the weight made that much difference.
My music wasn't written by Mozart, Beethoven, Bach or Schubert. It's written by God and me. They go "a one and a two and up." We start on the downbeat. Bam! And that's where we got them.