Life is hard, and a lot of people come home tired from work. If they're gonna spend half an hour reading, they want some entertainment and a sense of achievement. So that's what I give them. That's all I'm trying to do. Is that really so wrong?

I wouldn’t trust you if you were the last life raft leaving the Titanic.”-max

So the first thing we're gonna do," I told him, "is push you off the roof.

You see, one of the best things about reading is that you'll always have something to think about when you're not reading.

guess they forgot to program us with any respect for authority." "well, I have a highly developed sense of irony.

When its true, when it's right, love can give you the kind of joy that you can't get from any other experience.

If my life were a corny horror movie, and the heroine was lost and alone, trapped in an underwater cave, what would happen next? If you guessed, “She drops her flashlight, and it hits a rock and breaks, leaving her in utter darkness,” you would be right. But I bet you didn’t guess the part about an attack by a giant octopus.