I didn't know a van could go up on two wheels like that, for so long." -Nudge

I read some, and then visited with people involved in this curious, exciting and somewhat misunderstood sub-culture. I met with a fang maker, who offered to fit me for an exquisite pair.

Awwww, lame, we're not going to disneyworld. (said by the amazing talking dog, Total)

So Fnick, can I change channel?" Iggy asked. "There's a game on." "Make yourself at home, Figgy." Fang said.

I looked into her eyes. "Mom, who do you pray to?" I just pray, Daniel. That's all.

Do you ever have dirty thoughts about spongebob?

Tears were dripping onto my dress, but I wasn't making any sound. There was no sound to express thid kind of pain. I didn't want to move, didn't want to do anything. Fang was not waiting for me out in the living room. Tomorrow morning, when I woke up, Fang would still be gone.