Now that we were alone,i was self-conscious and cranky again.Why had i wanted to stay?if i had been programmed to want to be with dylan,heads were gonna roll,i promise you that.

Popcorn for breakfast! Why not? It's a grain. It's like grits, but with high self-esteem.

I love to tell stories. It's a delight for me.

Advice: Don’t wait until someone you have issues with — especially someone you’re related to — gets shot before you work it out.

The funny thing about facing imminent death is that it really snaps everything else into perspective.

I think sometimes we give people a lot of credit just because they're writing nice sentences even if it isn't adding up to much.

I don't get a chance to be funny with the thrillers. I like to be funny, and I think I am really funny. So with 'Middle School: The Worst Years of My Life', it was fun to let loose.