Call me crazy, but there's just something cheering about seeing huge raptors tear into Eraser flesh.

How did you become blind, uh, Jeff is it?" Yeah, Jeff. Well, I looked directly at the sun, you know, the way they always tell you not to. If only I had listened.

"Yeah sure, why not?" i said, making a mental note to get a good look at his wings. For all I knew, they were remote-controlled and duct taped to his back.

Everything I loved was taken away from me, and I did not die.

Why, the little Voice inside my head, of course. You mean you don't have one? I did.

The instructor stared at me with cold, cut-me-no-slack determination, then got into a fighting stance, holding one hand out, beckoning me. "I saw that movie too!"I said."It was like the coolest movie of all-" He launched himself at me. That was when his day really went downhill.

Yes!” said Fang, punching the air. “Freaks rule.