It's all about self-expression; you know, if you feel like a troll then you should look like a troll. It doesn't matter what you look like. I mean, if you have a hunchback just throw a little glitter on it, honey, and go dancing!

Tease hair, not homos!

I can remember every outfit I wore to every party going back to 1983.

Don't sleep through your dreams.

Funny, that no matter where you are in the world, there's always someone eager to help you destroy yourself.

The generation that has the greatest access to knowledge in the history of mankind is the one that cares the least about it.

It's all about self-expression; you know, if you feel like a troll then you should look like a troll. It doesn't matter what you look like. I mean, if you have a hunchback just throw a little glitter on it, honey, and go dancing!