It's all about self-expression; you know, if you feel like a troll then you should look like a troll. It doesn't matter what you look like. I mean, if you have a hunchback just throw a little glitter on it, honey, and go dancing!

Tease hair, not homos!

I was definitely the oddball freak show in school.

Funny, that no matter where you are in the world, there's always someone eager to help you destroy yourself.

And what do we have here? A scary monster, cowboy, and a fairy princess! Here's a hit of ecstasy, run along now.

If we're all going to hell in a handbasket, we might as well make it a party on the way down

So let's start at the very begining (a very good place to start...)