I'm not addicted to drugs, I'm addicted to glamour.

I don’t know how you look at the inside of your head — what metaphor you choose — but for those of us with endless yawning stretches of interior and nothing but nothing to stop us from getting lost in it, drugs can be wonderfully helpful.

When you let the wolves guard the hen house, there's bound to be a few chicken dinners.

It's all about self-expression; you know, if you feel like a troll then you should look like a troll. It doesn't matter what you look like. I mean, if you have a hunchback just throw a little glitter on it, honey, and go dancing!

Watch out for the average--they're usually hiding something big.

The generation that has the greatest access to knowledge in the history of mankind is the one that cares the least about it.

If we're all going to hell in a handbasket, we might as well make it a party on the way down