I was definitely the oddball freak show in school.

When you let the wolves guard the hen house, there's bound to be a few chicken dinners.

I can remember every outfit I wore to every party going back to 1983.

Don't sleep through your dreams.

I don’t know how you look at the inside of your head — what metaphor you choose — but for those of us with endless yawning stretches of interior and nothing but nothing to stop us from getting lost in it, drugs can be wonderfully helpful.

It's all about self-expression; you know, if you feel like a troll then you should look like a troll. It doesn't matter what you look like. I mean, if you have a hunchback just throw a little glitter on it, honey, and go dancing!

Watch out for the average--they're usually hiding something big.