The unicorn is a mythical beast.
Humor is emotional chaos remembered in tranquility.
If I have any beliefs about immortality, it is that certain dogs I have known will go to heaven, and very, very few persons.
I was seized by the stern hand of Compulsion, that dark, unreasonable Urge that impels women to clean house in the middle of the night.
There is no exception to the rule that every rule has an exception.
The things we laugh at are awful while they are going on, but get funny when we look back. And other people laugh because they've been through it too. The closest thing to humor is tragedy.