A drawing is always dragged down to the level of its caption.

There is something about a poet which leads us to believe that he died, in many cases, as long as 20 years before his birth.

I always begin at the left with the opening word of the sentence and read toward the right and I recommend this method.

Sixty minutes of thinking of any kind is bound to lead to confusion and unhappiness.

A false or misunderstood word may create as much disaster as a sudden thoughtless act.

I hate women because they have brought into the currency of our language such expressions as "all righty" and "yes indeedy" and hundreds of others.

I loathe the expression “What makes him tick.” It is the American mind, looking for simple and singular solutions, that uses the foolish expression. A person not only ticks, he also chimes and strikes the hour, falls and breaks and has to be put together again, and sometimes stops like an electric clock in a thunderstorm.