Man is troubled by what might be called the Dog Wish, a strange and involved compulsion to be as happy and carefree as a dog

Americans want to go to heaven without dying.

A woman's place is in the wrong.

If you are a police dog, where's your badge?

Sixty minutes of thinking of any kind is bound to lead to confusion and unhappiness.

I love the idea of there being two sexes, don't you?

Love is blind, but desire just doesn't give a good goddamn