It's a naive domestic Burgundy without any breeding, but I think you'll be amused by its presumption.

The wit makes fun of other persons; the satirist makes fun of the world; the humorist makes fun of himself.

Comedy has ceased to be a challenge to the mental processes. It has become a therapy of relaxation, a kind of tranquilizing drug.

What would you do without me? Say 'nothing.'" "Nothing," said the Prince. "Good. Then you're helpless and I'll help you.

It is better to know some of the questions than all of the answers.

I always begin at the left with the opening word of the sentence and read toward the right and I recommend this method.

Comedy has to be done en clair. You can't blunt the edge of wit or the point of satire with obscurity. Try to imagine a famous witty saying that is not immediately clear.