Remember laughter. You'll need it even in the blessed isles of Ever After.

She wasn't much to look at but she was something to think about.

Sanity, soundness, and sincerity, of which gleams and strains can still be found in the human brain under powerful microscopes, flourish only in a culture of clarification, which is now becoming harder and harder to detect with the naked eye.

It is better to know some of the questions than all of the answers.

The wit makes fun of other persons; the satirist makes fun of the world; the humorist makes fun of himself.

Let me be the first to admit that the naked truth about me is to the naked truth about Salvador Dali as an old ukulele in the attic is to a piano in a tree, and I mean a piano with breasts. Senor Dali has the jump on me from the beginning. He remembers and describes in detail what it was like in the womb. My own earliest memory is of accompanying my father to a polling booth in Columbus, Ohio, where he voted for William McKinley.

A drawing is always dragged down to the level of its caption.