Laughter need not be cut out of anything, since it improves everything.

I have lived in the East for nearly thirty years now, but many of my books prove that I am never very far away from Ohio in my thoughts, and that the clocks that strike in my dreams are often the clocks of Columbus.

Men are more interesting than women, but women ae more fascinating.

My drawings have been described as pre-internationalist, meaning that they were finished before the ideas for them had occurred to me. I shall not argue the point.

The act of writing is either something the writer dreads or actually likes, and I actually like it. Even re-writing's fun. You're getting somewhere, whether it seems to move or not.

The only rules comedy can tolerate are those of taste, and the only limitations those of libel.

If I have sometimes seemed to make fun of Woman, I assure you it has only been for the purpose of egging her on.