These are the days of bootleg love.

Art – the one achievement of man which has made the long trip up from all fours seem well advised

If I have any beliefs about immortality, it is that certain dogs I have known will go to heaven, and very, very few persons.

I am not a cat man, but a dog man, and all felines can tell this at a glance - a sharp, vindictive glance.

Women deserve to have more than 12 years between 28 and 40.

If you are a police dog, where's your badge?

Writers of comedy have outlook, whereas writers of tragedy have, according to them, insight.