Don't get it right, just get it written.

In an extensive reading of recent books by psychologists, psychoanalysts, psychiatrists, and inspirationalists, I have discovered that they all suffer from one or more of these expression-complexes: italicizing, capitalizing, exclamation-pointing, multiple-interrogating, and itemizing. These are all forms of what the psychos themselves would call, if they faced their condition frankly, Rhetorical-Over-Compensation.

Writers of comedy have outlook, whereas writers of tragedy have, according to them, insight.

Boys are beyond the range of anybody's sure understanding, at least when they are between the ages of 18 months and 90 years.

I am not a cat man, but a dog man, and all felines can tell this at a glance - a sharp, vindictive glance.

Art – the one achievement of man which has made the long trip up from all fours seem well advised

You might as well fall flat on your face as lean over too far backward.