Though statisticians in our time have never kept the score, Man wants a great deal here below and Woman even more.
James ThurberThe paths of glory at least lead to the Grave, but the paths of duty may not get you Anywhere.
James ThurberHistory is replete with proofs, from Cato the Elder to Kennedy the Younger, that if you scratch a statesman you find an actor, but it is becoming harder and harder, in our time, to tell government from show business.
James ThurberI make mistakes, but I am on the side of Good," the Golux said, "by accident and happenchance. I had high hopes of being Evil when I was two, but in my youth I came upon a firefly burning in a spider's web. I saved the victim's life." "The firefly's ?" said the minstrel. "The spider's. The blinking arsonist had set the web on fire.
James Thurber