Boys are beyond the range of anybody's sure understanding, at least when they are between the ages of 18 months and 90 years.

Youcanfooltoomanyofthepeopletoomuchofthetime. See Lincoln 510:35.

We all have faults, and mine is being wicked.

Comedy has to be done en clair. You can't blunt the edge of wit or the point of satire with obscurity. Try to imagine a famous witty saying that is not immediately clear.

Art – the one achievement of man which has made the long trip up from all fours seem well advised

Humor is a serious thing. I like to think of it as one of our greatest earliest natural resources, which must be preserved at all cost.

If I have any beliefs about immortality, it is that certain dogs I have known will go to heaven, and very, very few persons.