The wit makes fun of other persons; the satirist makes fun of the world; the humorist makes fun of himself.

I make mistakes, but I am on the side of Good," the Golux said, "by accident and happenchance. I had high hopes of being Evil when I was two, but in my youth I came upon a firefly burning in a spider's web. I saved the victim's life." "The firefly's ?" said the minstrel. "The spider's. The blinking arsonist had set the web on fire.

I have lived in the East for nearly thirty years now, but many of my books prove that I am never very far away from Ohio in my thoughts, and that the clocks that strike in my dreams are often the clocks of Columbus.

It's a naive domestic Burgundy without any breeding, but I think you'll be amused by its presumption.

The whole of Paris is a vast university of Art, Literature and Music... it is worth anyone's while to dally here for years. Paris is a seminar, a post-graduate course in everything.

Discussion in America means dissent.

There is something about a poet which leads us to believe that he died, in many cases, as long as 20 years before his birth.