A burden in the bush is worth two on your hands.

He who hesitates is sometimes saved.

What would you do without me? Say 'nothing.'" "Nothing," said the Prince. "Good. Then you're helpless and I'll help you.

Last night I dreamed of a small consolation enjoyed only by the blind: Nobody knows the trouble I've not seen!

Two is company, four is a party, three is a crowd. One is a wanderer.

Humor does not include sarcasm, invalid irony, sardonicism, innuendo, or any other form of cruelty. When these things are raised to a high point they can become wit, but unlike the French and the English, we have not been much good at wit since the days of Benjamin Franklin.

For one thing, she pronounced flowers 'flars' and I couldn't let it slide.