The paths of glory at least lead to the Grave, but the paths of duty may not get you Anywhere.

Reason is 6/7 of treason.

With sixty staring me in the face, I have developed inflammation of the sentence structure and definite hardening of the paragraphs.

A lady of 47 who has been married 27 years and has six children knows what love really is and once described it for me like this: 'Love is what you've been through with somebody'.

I'm 65 and I guess that puts me in with the geriatrics. But if there were fifteen months in every year, I'd only be 48. That's the trouble with us. We number everything. Take women, for example. I think they deserve to have more than twelve years between the ages of 28 and 40.

The dog has seldom been successful in pulling man up to its level of sagacity, but man has frequently dragged the dog down to his.

It was Lisa, aged five, whose mother asked her to thank my wife for the peas we had sent them from our garden. 'I thought the peas were awful, I wish you and Mrs. Thurber were dead, and I hate trees,' said Lisa.