Humor is emotional chaos remembered in tranquility.

These are the days of bootleg love.

Looks can be deceiving; it's eating that's believing.

Remember laughter. You'll need it even in the blessed isles of Ever After.

Women deserve to have more than 12 years between 28 and 40.

It's a naive domestic Burgundy without any breeding, but I think you'll be amused by its presumption.

I never had a dog that showed a human fear of death. Death, to a dog, is the final unavoidable compulsion, the least ineluctable scent on a fearsome trail, but they like to face it alone, going out into the woods, among the leaves, if there are any leaves when their time comes, enduring without sentimental human distraction the Last Loneliness, which they are wise enough to know cannot be shared by anyone.