The difference between our decadence and the Russians is that while theirs is brutal, ours is apathetic.
James ThurberThe sanity of the average banquet speaker lasts about two and a half months; at the end of that time he begins to mutter to himself, and calls out in his sleep.
James ThurberI am not a cat man, but a dog man, and all felines can tell this at a glance - a sharp, vindictive glance.
James Thurber