Women are wiser than men because they know less and understand more.

History is replete with proofs, from Cato the Elder to Kennedy the Younger, that if you scratch a statesman you find an actor, but it is becoming harder and harder, in our time, to tell government from show business.

You might as well fall flat on your face as lean over too far backward.

Nowadays men lead lives of noisy desperation.

The wit makes fun of other persons; the satirist makes fun of the world; the humorist makes fun of himself.

The trouble with the lost generation is that it didn't get lost enough.

Women deserve to have more than 12 years between 28 and 40.