Women are wiser than men because they know less and understand more.

Humourists lead... an existence of jumpiness and apprehension. They sit on the edge of the chair of Literature. In the house of Life they have the feeling that they have never taken off their overcoats.

Though statisticians in our time have never kept the score, Man wants a great deal here below and Woman even more.

Remember laughter. You'll need it even in the blessed isles of Ever After.

Where most of us end up there is no knowing, but the hellbent get where they are going.

I don't remember any blue poodles.

Well, if I called the wrong number, why did you answer the phone?