Youcanfooltoomanyofthepeopletoomuchofthetime. See Lincoln 510:35.

Art – the one achievement of man which has made the long trip up from all fours seem well advised

Sixty minutes of thinking of any kind is bound to lead to confusion and unhappiness.

I think that maybe if women and children were in charge we would get somewhere.

Surely no other American institution is so bound around and tightened up by rules, strictures, adages, and superstitions as the Broadway theatre.

If a playwright tried to see eye to eye with everybody, he would get the worst case of strabismus since Hannibal lost an eye trying to count his nineteen elephants during a snowstorm while crossing the Alps.

The dog has got more fun out of Man than Man has got out of the dog, for the clearly demonstrable reason that Man is the more laughable of the two animals