You might as well fall flat on your face as lean over too far backward.

If a playwright tried to see eye to eye with everybody, he would get the worst case of strabismus since Hannibal lost an eye trying to count his nineteen elephants during a snowstorm while crossing the Alps.

You might as well fall flat on your face as lean over too far backward.

The only rules comedy can tolerate are those of taste, and the only limitations those of libel.

If you wonder which is the stronger sex, watch which one twists the other around her little finger.

Don't get it right, just get it written.

If I have any beliefs about immortality, it is that certain dogs I have known will go to heaven, and very, very few persons.