Love is what you've been through with somebody.

Until a man can quit talking loudly to himself in order to shout down the memories of blunderings and gropings, he is in no shape for the painstaking examination of distress.

God bless... God damn.

Women deserve to have more than 12 years between 28 and 40.

The past is an old armchair in the attic, the present an ominous ticking sound, and the future is anybody's guess.

Nowadays men lead lives of noisy desperation.

The things we laugh at are awful while they are going on, but get funny when we look back. And other people laugh because they've been through it too. The closest thing to humor is tragedy.