Love is what you've been through with somebody.

Don't get it right, just get it written.

One martini is all right. Two are too many, and three are not enough.

I was seized by the stern hand of Compulsion, that dark, unreasonable Urge that impels women to clean house in the middle of the night.

Love is what you've been through with somebody.

It did not take Man long-probably not more than a hundred centuries-to discover that all the animals except the dog were impossible around the house. One has but to spend a few days with an aardvark or llama, command a water buffalo to sit up and beg or try to housebreak a moose, to perceive how wisely Man set about his process of elimination and selection.

All men should strive to learn before they die, what they are running from, and to, and why.