I myself have known some profoundly thoughtful dogs.

A wet dog is lovingest.

The only rules comedy can tolerate are those of taste, and the only limitations those of libel.

The act of writing is either something the writer dreads or actually likes, and I actually like it. Even re-writing's fun. You're getting somewhere, whether it seems to move or not.

Things have dropped from me. I have outlived certain desires; I have lost friends, some by death... others through sheer inability to cross the street.

Hundreds of hysterical persons must confuse these phenomena with messages from the beyond and take their glory to the bishop rather than the eye doctor.

When man gives up on reforming and inspiring society he also gives up his freedom.