Humor and pathos, tears and laughter are, in the highest expression of human character and achievement, inseparable.

A word to the wise is not sufficient if it doesn't make sense.

Boys are beyond the range of anybody's sure understanding, at least when they are between the ages of 18 months and 90 years.

I don't believe the writer should know too much where he's going. If he does, he runs into old man blueprint—old man propaganda.

So much has already been written about everything that you can't find out anything about it.

A husband should not insult his wife publicly, at parties. He should insult her in the privacy of the home.

If a playwright tried to see eye to eye with everybody, he would get the worst case of strabismus since Hannibal lost an eye trying to count his nineteen elephants during a snowstorm while crossing the Alps.