Humor and pathos, tears and laughter are, in the highest expression of human character and achievement, inseparable.

A drawing is always dragged down to the level of its caption.

A peril of the night road is that flecks of dust and streaks of bug blood on the windshield look to me like old admirals in uniform, or crippled apple women, or the front edge of barges, and I whirl out of their way, thus going into ditches and fields and up on front lawns, endangering the life of authentic admirals and apple women who may be out on the roads for a breath of air before retiring.

Man is flying too fast for a world that is round. Soon he will catch up with himself in a great rear end collision.

My opposition to Interviews lies in the fact that offhand answers have little value or grace of expression, and that such oral give and take helps to perpetuate the decline of the English language.

If you are a police dog, where's your badge?

Why do you have to be a nonconformist like everybody else?