If you wonder which is the stronger sex, watch which one twists the other around her little finger.
You can fool too many of the people too much of the time.
I think that maybe if women and children were in charge we would get somewhere.
I myself have known some profoundly thoughtful dogs.
Time is for dragonflies and angels. The former live too little and the latter live too long.
The wit makes fun of other persons; the satirist makes fun of the world; the humorist makes fun of himself, but in so doing, he identifies himself with people - that is, people everywhere, not for the purpose of taking them apart, but simply revealing their true nature.