Dogs are obsessed with being happy.

For one thing, she pronounced flowers 'flars' and I couldn't let it slide.

Somebody has said that woman's place is in the wrong. That's fine. What the wrong needs is a woman's presence and a woman's touch. She is far better equipped than men to set it right.

He had as much fun in the water as any person I have known. You didn't have to throw a stick in the water to get him to go in. Of course, he would bring back a stick to you if you did throw one in. He would even have brought back a piano if you had thrown one in.

I think that maybe if women and children were in charge we would get somewhere.

I drew pictures rapidly and with few lines, because I had to write most of the pieces, too, and couldn't monkey long with the drawings. The divine urge was no higher than that.

The only rules comedy can tolerate are those of taste, and the only limitations those of libel.