Dogs are obsessed with being happy.

Well, if I called the wrong number, why did you answer the phone?

There is no exception to the rule that every rule has an exception.

The wit makes fun of other persons; the satirist makes fun of the world; the humorist makes fun of himself, but in so doing, he identifies himself with people - that is, people everywhere, not for the purpose of taking them apart, but simply revealing their true nature.

Women are wiser than men because they know less and understand more.

Two is company, four is a party, three is a crowd. One is a wanderer.

It did not take Man long-probably not more than a hundred centuries-to discover that all the animals except the dog were impossible around the house. One has but to spend a few days with an aardvark or llama, command a water buffalo to sit up and beg or try to housebreak a moose, to perceive how wisely Man set about his process of elimination and selection.