My opposition to Interviews lies in the fact that offhand answers have little value or grace of expression, and that such oral give and take helps to perpetuate the decline of the English language.

This is the posture of fortunes slave: one foot in the gravy, one foot in the grave.

A pinch of probability is worth a pound of perhaps.

Mutual suspicions of mental inadequacy are common during the first year of any marriage.

I am not a cat man, but a dog man, and all felines can tell this at a glance - a sharp, vindictive glance.

Surely no other American institution is so bound around and tightened up by rules, strictures, adages, and superstitions as the Broadway theatre.

Laughter need not be cut out of anything, since it improves everything.