God bless... God damn.
Americans want to go to heaven without dying.
All men kill the thing they hate, too, unless, of course, it kills them first.
Humor is a serious thing. I like to think of it as one of our greatest earliest natural resources, which must be preserved at all cost.
Muggs was always sorry, Mother said, when he bit someone, but we could never understand how she figured this out. He didn't act sorry.
Youcanfooltoomanyofthepeopletoomuchofthetime. See Lincoln 510:35.