The whole world has gone back to something we are genetically engineered to do - communicating through symbols.

Look, just go sit at the card table with the rest of the kids and let the adults run the country.

Golfers are genuinely courteous in a discourteous world. Show me a guest on The Jerry Springer Show who's a golfer.

The press is like a big bass, you just stick a hook in their mouth and they'll take it.

Aficionado my ass...I just love to smoke cigars

Just curious. Does the president of the United States have any advice for other teenage boys in America? Wounded warriors, for example . . .

No matter what it is, if you get 10 people in the business talking about something, you get 10 different opinions, but you know, they're amazingly well informed.