The whole world has gone back to something we are genetically engineered to do - communicating through symbols.

Just curious. Does the president of the United States have any advice for other teenage boys in America? Wounded warriors, for example . . .

Aficionado my ass...I just love to smoke cigars

Look, just go sit at the card table with the rest of the kids and let the adults run the country.

Do you think I want to be the one lone voice against the Hollywood liberal establishment? It's not going to do me any good.

The only reason people lock their car doors when Obama walks by is they are afraid he'll tax them to death...

Whatever it took to get elected president of the United States, I don't think being a complete and utter moron is one of those predicates.