Aficionado my ass...I just love to smoke cigars
The press is like a big bass, you just stick a hook in their mouth and they'll take it.
My second ex-wife was really kind of like a ship passing in the night. Only she turned out to be the Exxon Valdez.
The whole world has gone back to something we are genetically engineered to do - communicating through symbols.
The lifeblood of my career has been independent film.
I'm famous for being nicer to my fans than anyone on the face of the earth because I figure, a) They pay my salary, and b) It's probably like a big moment in your life to meet somebody; so I would say, 'Just come on up.'