I'm a pretty quiet guy, but if people want to think of me as a lady killer, I guess that's good.

Sometimes the way you respond to horrific, evil deeds is the measure of one's self as a man, as a nation, as people, as a community.

Give Bush 10 minutes before you hammer him. I think he's going to surprise people. He sounds simple and uncomplicated, but maybe that's what we need now. He's not as stupid as everyone thinks. I like the guy.

Celebrity - I don't even know what that means. Obviously it's the same basic word as celebration, but I don't know what's being celebrated.

My second ex-wife was really kind of like a ship passing in the night. Only she turned out to be the Exxon Valdez.

The only reason people lock their car doors when Obama walks by is they are afraid he'll tax them to death...

Filmmaking, like sex, isn't a polite enterprise. It involves a lot of mess and the bottom line is, if somebody ain't screaming, you're not doing your job.