Aficionado my ass...I just love to smoke cigars

When I was in high school, we were all laboring under the illusion, or maybe it was a reality, that everyone in our school was a virgin.

My second ex-wife was really kind of like a ship passing in the night. Only she turned out to be the Exxon Valdez.

We work in an environment where your options are to do, you know, Batman 10, so when you get to do a movie that's a really great film like this, people really step up to the plate and enjoy it.

Just curious. Does the president of the United States have any advice for other teenage boys in America? Wounded warriors, for example . . .

I was able to lean on people for favors and things to help out because their budget was so low. It was half of what John Travolta's perk package is on a film. Our whole budget was half of what his staff makes on a film.

The only reason people lock their car doors when Obama walks by is they are afraid he'll tax them to death...