I'm famous for being nicer to my fans than anyone on the face of the earth because I figure, a) They pay my salary, and b) It's probably like a big moment in your life to meet somebody; so I would say, 'Just come on up.'

Look, just go sit at the card table with the rest of the kids and let the adults run the country.

It is okay to fall, but not okay to stay on the ground.

When I was in high school, we were all laboring under the illusion, or maybe it was a reality, that everyone in our school was a virgin.

The press is like a big bass, you just stick a hook in their mouth and they'll take it.

Give Bush 10 minutes before you hammer him. I think he's going to surprise people. He sounds simple and uncomplicated, but maybe that's what we need now. He's not as stupid as everyone thinks. I like the guy.

The lifeblood of my career has been independent film.