Look, just go sit at the card table with the rest of the kids and let the adults run the country.

Give Bush 10 minutes before you hammer him. I think he's going to surprise people. He sounds simple and uncomplicated, but maybe that's what we need now. He's not as stupid as everyone thinks. I like the guy.

It is okay to fall, but not okay to stay on the ground.

Celebrity - I don't even know what that means. Obviously it's the same basic word as celebration, but I don't know what's being celebrated.

Look, just go sit at the card table with the rest of the kids and let the adults run the country.

Golfers are genuinely courteous in a discourteous world. Show me a guest on The Jerry Springer Show who's a golfer.

Whatever it took to get elected president of the United States, I don't think being a complete and utter moron is one of those predicates.