Look, just go sit at the card table with the rest of the kids and let the adults run the country.

The only reason people lock their car doors when Obama walks by is they are afraid he'll tax them to death...

Golfers are genuinely courteous in a discourteous world. Show me a guest on The Jerry Springer Show who's a golfer.

The lifeblood of my career has been independent film.

I'm a pretty quiet guy, but if people want to think of me as a lady killer, I guess that's good.

When I was in high school, we were all laboring under the illusion, or maybe it was a reality, that everyone in our school was a virgin.

Filmmaking, like sex, isn't a polite enterprise. It involves a lot of mess and the bottom line is, if somebody ain't screaming, you're not doing your job.