...simple logic tells you that if somebody wants you dead you have one course of action: To get them deader sooner.

Do you think I want to be the one lone voice against the Hollywood liberal establishment? It's not going to do me any good.

The press is like a big bass, you just stick a hook in their mouth and they'll take it.

I'm famous for being nicer to my fans than anyone on the face of the earth because I figure, a) They pay my salary, and b) It's probably like a big moment in your life to meet somebody; so I would say, 'Just come on up.'

I'm absolutely gonna win it, because I'm ruthless. I sit at the poker table and my job is to destroy people.

Celebrity - I don't even know what that means. Obviously it's the same basic word as celebration, but I don't know what's being celebrated.

Just curious. Does the president of the United States have any advice for other teenage boys in America? Wounded warriors, for example . . .