...simple logic tells you that if somebody wants you dead you have one course of action: To get them deader sooner.

Golfers are genuinely courteous in a discourteous world. Show me a guest on The Jerry Springer Show who's a golfer.

I'm a pretty quiet guy, but if people want to think of me as a lady killer, I guess that's good.

Look, just go sit at the card table with the rest of the kids and let the adults run the country.

Sometimes the way you respond to horrific, evil deeds is the measure of one's self as a man, as a nation, as people, as a community.

When I was in high school, we were all laboring under the illusion, or maybe it was a reality, that everyone in our school was a virgin.

Whatever it took to get elected president of the United States, I don't think being a complete and utter moron is one of those predicates.