...simple logic tells you that if somebody wants you dead you have one course of action: To get them deader sooner.

I'm absolutely gonna win it, because I'm ruthless. I sit at the poker table and my job is to destroy people.

Give Bush 10 minutes before you hammer him. I think he's going to surprise people. He sounds simple and uncomplicated, but maybe that's what we need now. He's not as stupid as everyone thinks. I like the guy.

Aficionado my ass...I just love to smoke cigars

Do you think I want to be the one lone voice against the Hollywood liberal establishment? It's not going to do me any good.

Celebrity - I don't even know what that means. Obviously it's the same basic word as celebration, but I don't know what's being celebrated.

Look, just go sit at the card table with the rest of the kids and let the adults run the country.