The press is like a big bass, you just stick a hook in their mouth and they'll take it.

The whole world has gone back to something we are genetically engineered to do - communicating through symbols.

It is okay to fall, but not okay to stay on the ground.

The press is like a big bass, you just stick a hook in their mouth and they'll take it.

Whatever it took to get elected president of the United States, I don't think being a complete and utter moron is one of those predicates.

I'm famous for being nicer to my fans than anyone on the face of the earth because I figure, a) They pay my salary, and b) It's probably like a big moment in your life to meet somebody; so I would say, 'Just come on up.'

Look, just go sit at the card table with the rest of the kids and let the adults run the country.