The press is like a big bass, you just stick a hook in their mouth and they'll take it.

Just curious. Does the president of the United States have any advice for other teenage boys in America? Wounded warriors, for example . . .

The press is like a big bass, you just stick a hook in their mouth and they'll take it.

I'm absolutely gonna win it, because I'm ruthless. I sit at the poker table and my job is to destroy people.

My second ex-wife was really kind of like a ship passing in the night. Only she turned out to be the Exxon Valdez.

When I was in high school, we were all laboring under the illusion, or maybe it was a reality, that everyone in our school was a virgin.

Golfers are genuinely courteous in a discourteous world. Show me a guest on The Jerry Springer Show who's a golfer.